HOW IT WORKS:
You apply.
We judge.
You level up.
You get matches that aren't bots.
You send us a wedding invitation (or at least a thank you DM)
Results are not guaranteed. We're not magicians.
The Roast: Fish Fry (Dating Profile Review)
$19.00 USD
$49.00 USD
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The Roast: Fish Fry
Special Launch Price: $19 | Regular Price: $49
Think your profile is right-swipe worthy? Cute. Let's test that theory. This is your first reality check. We look at your dating profile—bio and pics—and call it exactly what it is: tragic.
No edits. No coddling. Just the brutal, honest truth from the experts.
You’ll walk away knowing everything that's not working…and maybe questioning your life choices.
You get:
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1 full profile roast (bio, profile, and photos)
- 3 keep/swap/delete pic recommendations (Your first pic is the most important part of your profile! Are you using the right one?)
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Delivered within 72 hours
- Makes a great gift!
You can’t fix it until you know how bad it is. Spoiler: It’s bad.
UP TO 50% OFF!
It's not the sea–it's your bait.
Limited time launch specials!
Still single? Yeah, we noticed.
If your ex would say, he's a good guy, but....this is your redemption arc.