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Swipe Shame Audit: Pics & Bios & Profiles, Oh My (Dating Profile Fix-It Guide)
$47.00 USD
$97.00 USD
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Swipe Shame Audit: Pics & Bios & Profiles, Oh My
Launch Price: $47 | Regular Price: $97
If your profile were a car, this is the part where the check engine light’s been flashing for months.
We’ll pinpoint the red flags—awkward phrasing, thirst-trap energy, serial killer vibes.
You’ll get feedback from the pros on what's working, what's not, what you should never do again, and how to make your profile right-swipe worthy.
Includes:
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Full profile audit (pics and bio)
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Red flag breakdown and why they're killing your chances
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Expert strategic advice on what to change
- 3 keep/swap/delete photo recommendations (Your first pic is the most important part of your profile. Are you using the right one?)
Expert advice doesn't come from your friends. They didn't pay the $100 bar tab on your last bad date. This is your first step to start attracting better matches.
UP TO 50% OFF!
It's not the sea–it's your bait.
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If your ex would say, he's a good guy, but....this is your redemption arc.