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You apply.
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You level up.
You get matches that aren't bots.
You send us a wedding invitation (or at least a thank you DM)
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Divorced, Not Desperate: Green Flag Energy (Full Profile Makeover)
$147.00 USD
$247.00 USD
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Divorced, Not Desperate: Green Flag Energy
Launch Price: $147 | Regular Price: $247
Your divorce papers aren’t your dating bio—let’s leave them off the app.
This is the full upgrade for men who are back on the market but still using photos from the Obama administration.
Includes:
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Full profile rewrite for one app, customized for platform (yes, we know what works on Tinder vs POF).
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6 keep/swap/delete recommendations. (Your first pic is the most important part of your profile. Are you using the right one?)
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One new tagline.
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10 text openers to break the ice ("yo" and "sup" are not ice breakers grown men should use, ever) and 10 date follow up texts ("I had fun tonight" is basic. Do better).
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Recommendation for your top 6 swipe-worthy photos.
- One DM vibe check session - we analyze screenshots from your convos to check the vibe of your texting voice, and why you got ghosted.
UP TO 50% OFF!
It's not the sea–it's your bait.
Limited time launch specials!
Still single? Yeah, we noticed.
If your ex would say, he's a good guy, but....this is your redemption arc.